Mild Rants

 So let's get "What does CSAM stand for" out of the way before the rant goes full force. CSAM is an acronym for C hild Se xual A buse M aterial. It is a program that will scan your IPhone pictures while they are being uploaded to ICloud.  One concern of   LGBTQ parents is that Jerry Falwell type of conservative Christians consider that segment of the population to be deviant, perverted, exploitative and will be summarily flagged by CSAM filtering.  These type of "Christians" actually believe you can pray away what they perceive to be evil sexual acts.  They would welcome CSAM except that some Baptist preachers have been caught sodomizing women prostitutes which would obviously detected by CSAM software.  Thanks to  Michael Bussee for having the guts to realize being God fearing Christian does NOT a man cannot find another man attractive.

 The Oklahoma State Cowboy fan, with flowing golden locks of long hair, was screaming and yelling cuz the Stillwater Bunch had managed to send the game against the Longhorns of Texas to overtime. She, I mean HE , took off HER/HIS mask to yell vociferously at the cameraman while spitting COVID in all directions. The fans adjacent to this boisterous football freak were donning their masks and making some attempt to physically distance.  Our Hippie Boy and Trey Efeney of College Station have been thrust into national prominence due to roving cameras attempting to catch fans all caught up in the moment of urging their team to win. Would expect the Land Grant Gauntlet newspaper to know this zealous fanatic!  I still don't get how Bobby Reid's life ended because of that rant. Is Reid saying he can't do anything but football? Get a well rounded education dude!!!  Any athlete is one play away from being JOE AVERAGE. The ESPN article by Tom Friend never explained it tha...

I empathized with sexy Julianne Busch who appeared on the wildly popular court TV show starring the supercilious, haughty, midget female judge. Miss Busch had financially supported the lowlife that she had chosen as some sort of interim mate.  Mr Castaneda, probably a bisexual based partially on the ostentatious earring he donned, legally exploited Julianne making sure all the vehicle financing information was in her name while he enjoyed full usage of the car.  Miss Busch eloquently argued that her indolent live-in boyfriend was morally obligated to share some of the monetary responsibility for vehicle financed in Julianne's name. Magistrate Sheindlin ruled against her. Her unaccountable, immoral boyfriend took advantage of the well known moral-legal dichotomy financially victimizing his hard working girl friend. 

Warrenton, Missouri native Cody Lee Pfister recently ruined his chances of ever securing an above average job or marriage to a decent woman. The 26 year old will likely become permanently incarcerated since a man without a job frequently resorts to a life of crime. The only licking Cody will be doing will be rimming an inmate in the role of a prison bitch. Be nice to that man Cody, you will definitely need some protection on the inside. You could have done a better job earning your Any Warhol's 15 minutes of fame you ignorant punk! I am guessing your were knucklehead screw-off in high school and have been fired from around 10 jobs. You will have time to read this in your jail cell some day were you will definitely be required to have more respect for that virulent bug than you did on the outside. Be careful son, I hear it can be spread by butt love. Also get ready for some serious FISTING Mr Pfister!

I was doing my best to recall why Bill Maher's name popped into the forefront of my conscious after viewing this lawyer ad on Burt Reynold's Deliverance Movie. You all have seen that one where Ned Beatty's character was sodomized by some Hillbillies? Then Bill's quote surfaced: something like The celibacy of Catholic Priests are a magnet for homosexual pedophiles who like choir boys with pretty mouths. One of the mountain boys, with bad teeth, thought Angelina Jolie's father, John Voight had a pretty mouth and had insisted that Voight's character perform felatio(pray real hard boy) or die!!! So Knightline Legal firm was smart enough to advertise to Catholic Church Abuse Victims during one of the 5 minute commercials in the movie Deliverance. What better choice of rough sex flicks could the attorneys have chosen. I mean the scene where they made him squeal like a Sow before they cornholed him was ideal to conjure images up in the minds of the church based...

I guess this really not much of rant but more of an historical account of the history and unintended function of bath houses. Bathhouses in the United States were built in many of the larger cities to maintain and promote public hygiene among the lower socioeconomic social strata and immigrant communities. Chicago and NYC each had around 20 public bathhouses. But guess what happens when naked people sit next to each other? Since our major function is to procreate, discharging sperm to unite with egg cells is certainly an important activity for our species to survive. If we do not remain adept at it, then we will become one of the many extincted species this planet has seen. Even if a male has to "practice" with another male getting sperm from testicles to outside the body is imperative even if it ends up somebody's mouth or colon. As Matt Hamilton points out, most folks have their own showers these days and public bath houses are not a necessity. The gay bath hous...