I feel So sorry for this Dude's Parents

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Warrenton, Missouri native Cody Lee Pfister recently ruined his chances of ever securing an above average job or marriage to a decent woman. The 26 year old will likely become permanently incarcerated since a man without a job frequently resorts to a life of crime.

The only licking Cody will be doing will be rimming an inmate in the role of a prison bitch. Be nice to that man Cody, you will definitely need some protection on the inside. You could have done a better job earning your Any Warhol's 15 minutes of fame you ignorant punk!

I am guessing your were knucklehead screw-off in high school and have been fired from around 10 jobs. You will have time to read this in your jail cell some day were you will definitely be required to have more respect for that virulent bug than you did on the outside. Be careful son, I hear it can be spread by butt love.

Also get ready for some serious FISTING Mr Pfister!

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