Mild Rants

 Do you all remember when UTube was sort of novel and fascinating? The good ole days when a poor couple, living off of government assistance could video their Baby farting, which would in turn generate a lot of page views at YouTube.  ' Viewers would flag it a a favorite and ghetto Mom and Dad would earn enough ad revenue to move out of the housing projects monetizing Junior's Flatulence.  Was reminded of times past after reading following Tweet: Michelle Joy Phelps @MichellePhelps ·Aug 1, 2019 Hey Fight Fans! I’m in this weeks issue of  @BoxingNewsED on stands today!  The big difference between Baby Boy cutely passing gas and Phelps is she begs you to subscribe to her channel when she interviews boxing legends like Marvelous Marvin Hagler about the way he got hit by bottles after he CRUSHED the ignorant racist Brit who  guaranteed he would not lose to a Negro. She is not the only one. A mathematician named Michael Penn did a back flip before working a chal...

 Garth Brooks was harshly denounced by his "conservative friends" for unloving Trump because he performed at the Biden Presidential inauguration. The country western super star had some type of procedure performed to make his hair look thicker. A guy who Inside Edition identified as a Doctor sold out his profession by describing a hair restoration operation Garth had paid for to look his best at the Gala Trump discharging event. When I researched the unprincipled "doctor of medicine" Mark Dower, all I could find was that he is an Application Development and Support Analyst in the Lehigh Valley Health Network. His blurb was on the well known Hair Loss Web Page of Apollo. I could not find anything to support his credentials as a competent doctor graduating from a reputable medical school.  I suspect nurse practitioner Afaf Khoury has vastly more medical acumen than the clown who verified that Brooks had a hair restoration surgery/procedure. What happened to the good o...

 To say that the French Funeral and Cremation commercial exceeded the bounds of good taste would not come close to conveying the irreverence and egregious disrespect for the dead that happened when my daughter cried her eyes out after viewing. The city of Albuquerque, NM leads the nation in violent death which jacks up the demand for the service funeral parlors provide. The tasteless and ridiculously insensitive TV advertisement involved a pissed off realtor squirting water on a guy burying his deceased mother in the backyard because Mom did not want to waste money on an overpriced death ceremony.  The grave digging commercial actor you see in below pic, next to the blue coffin, was carrying out his mother's last wishes to be interred next to the family pets. Have you heard that some cremation professionals put cement dust in the urn to save money on the cost of placing corpse in cremation oven. That is pathetic with the cost of natural gas being soooo low these days!! However...

 The advertisement you see below promotes a horticultural and silvicultural procedure dealing with the selective removal of certain parts of a plant, such as branches, buds, or roots. This practice involves targeted removal of damaged, diseased,  dead, and structurally non productive unwanted plant mass from farmer's yield and landscape plants. The Chaves County individual who posted the ad in the newspaper specializes in tree pruning. The ad does not state or list the name of the entrepreneur who is providing his expertise to the cities of Hagerman, Dexter, Ruidoso, Vaughn, Roswell, and Cloudcroft.  There was a smaller add right above it in classified section indicating he was bonded, certified etc. in the event there are unexpected property damaging events such as a tree falling on your vehicle or house.  I still find it peculiar no identifying information other than personal cell phone number and business number was included  at contact information. I guess p...

 My work has me travelling at the southwest corner of the Texas Panhandle around Odessa, Andrews, Big Spring, Monahans to service some of the horny hot high school girls there when my business is done. First business and then pleasure for a travelling salesman. I ended up in Artesia, Carlsbad and Roswell NM on this day and went to a Wells Fargo ATM to withdraw only $25 because Wife forgot to deposit more in our ETrade account. She lost a lot doing day trading.  So this particular ATM would not dispense 25 dollars because it said it only contained the denominations of twenty and fifty dollar bills!   So Wells Fargo lost and easy $3.00 transaction fee and inconvenienced this customer who will never use one of their ATM cash machines again.  Can see why Arizona Native Obsessive Prepper AZ raised hell about them in YouTube Video way back in 2013. She was on the rag that day by her own admission. She was pissed off that WF denied a debit card transaction over $5000....

 For most of my adult life, I have viewed the morality level of insurance agents as slightly higher on the totem pole than cars salesmen and Real Estate Agents. Recently received a snail mail solicitation Christian Slayton who wanted me to know she had her MBA which stands for Masters Degree in Business Administration. The solicitation was for a new and less expensive Home owners insurance policy.  The female insurance agent knew that my current policy was about to expire and offered me another one for the unbelievably low price of $601 annual premium. This is over $200 less than my current hazard insurance policy of $810 with Liberty Mutual.  MBA Slayton, from Albuquerque, NM, is apparently an independent agent not affiliated with any "name brands" Her letter was auto generated from free public information I believe so not much cost to her other than the bulk postal rate and printing costs. The desperate woman knew the age of our home and the square footage. Sorry Christ...

Tomas Valero was distraught over how upset his daughter was every day after attending school at Pine Grove Elementary. She came home crying, frustrated, and so mad she could not explain her torment to her caring family!  Papa Valero decided enough was enough so he placed a recording device in daughter’s hair where harsh teacher or class bully would not see it.  At this point, trivia.com site inserts a big blue next button which will send you to a page filled with metastatic breast cancer, heart attack, and diabetes cure advertisements. Not much more information is provided about Valero's extreme anxiety.  You guessed it another Next button on a page with more male impotence and erectile dysfunction ads. So this process repeats itself around 10 time with no reason given for daughters excruciatingly painful mental state. That's right Ad Mill scheme to generate multiple clickable advertisements never disclosed if the camera in daughter's hair presented an abusive classmate,...

Just read an opinion column written by Newt's daughter lamenting the frequent disrespect of God's grace that Americans see on a daily basis. She has her head buried in the sand if she believes intelligent discerning citizens see her as a moral beacon or compass! Her work history includes a corporate finance stint where she was the chief financial planner for Bell South Cellular, a  $3 billion wireless company. Not a particularly spiritually edifying occupation. Jackie Cushman, at least, realized she was selling her soul to the profitability of corporate America.  So she got behind the pulpit and denounced Whoopi Goldberg and John McCain's daughter for getting into a verbal fight on national TV. Comon Miss Gingrich!, they are creating fake controversy to drive up the number of viewers so the commercial advertisers will pay more for ad spots!  Does that sound familiar? Remind you of your corporate profit mercenary days at Bell South? They have both sold out to corp...

So High School Physics is damn hard stuff. The fact that some League City Texas folks rented out some retail space called the Tutoring Club is proof of this. The picture you see below was taken on a rainy day during Thanksgiving Holidays. My daughter just wanted to be in the same town as Hunk Adam Busby(of Hazel Basal fame!). She saw no signs of the five little girls so we departed to the Kemah Boardwalk.hoping to find the quints there, but no such luck. We tried calling the Tutoring Club phone number 281 3380327 for some help with kinematic equations in two variables, inertia, inclined plane vector problems, F=ma Force equals mass times acceleration, coefficient of friction, normal force, acceleration due to gravity, and Newtons which I always thought were tasty cookies.  My question is this joint just a club or do they actually charge an hourly fee for their services? If you could comment, I would gladly send you some tutoring business!!

Morning alcohol consumption is known to have deleterious effects on one's health and yet Coors unashamedly aired the following commercial involving black and white male bachelor roommates getting reading for 12 hours of NFL football on Sunday by drinking Coors Lite Beer for breakfast with a greasy cheesy fried egg sandwich!! I wonder what the young black and white men earned in USD for starring in a commercial that is BAD FOR YOUR HEALTH!!! Do they really booze it up early in the morning in their personal lives? Christian Amondson, writing for socialworkdegreeguide.com, writes passionately and informatively about the harm wreaked on on one's body and mental health due to excessive alcohol consumption prior to the noon meal. He focused intensively on the horrible and decimating life threatening addictions of author Carson McCullers.  Bernard Palmer wrote an absurd review of a book titled God is for the Alcoholic . It appears that author Jerry Dunn carelessly and irre...