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Four words real estate agents DESPISE

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Read an ad in the Hobbs NM newspaper that had a marketing slogan I had never seen. A realtor named Pattison came up  with the original shill SOMETIMES YOU JUST HAVE TO SELL !   Look at the advertisement below to see the old dilapidated haunted house the agent used to humorously get her point across. What is actually more spooky is the fact that COVID-19 is forcing some people to sell their beloved homes when they don't want to!  And the realtors, like a vulture smelling dead flesh, swoop in. I do wonder why she would say I AM NOT NUMBER ONE, YOU ARE!     Are the people in Artesia, Carlsbad, and Roswell actually stupid enough to be flattered by such deceit. Did she think she was number one until she became a real estate agent? Let me tell you what a realtor's NUMBER ONE is. It is 7% of your home's sell price, so Cheryle  would make a cool 14 thousand dollars on your $200,000 home. The fee may be 6%, but that is more than anybody deserves for selling Y...

Could I get that ghost's phone number?

Shannon Stidman was employed as a paranormal specialist for the  Washington State Ghost Society. She spent some of her time reading through snail mail and email that dealt with hauntings, poltergeists, witches etc. Shannon's primary function was to determine which supernatural claims were credible and which were bogus. I wish I had been around to advise Miss Stidman on this matter prior to her accepting the employment in Washington State. She eventually quit the job and moved to Austin, Texas in the United States of America. She did the right thing since THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A CREDIBLE REPORTAGE OF A GHOST.