Two Studs from Tennessee

It is no secret that advertising is equivalent to some form of deception. The following small town pair of newspaper advertisements seem to prove that along with the well known truth that sex sells.

Roswell NM United States of America is known for its over abundance of churches and its weak labor force. Most of the qualified people are teachers, work for Leprino, or the Military School. Then there is the car and insurance salesmen. The very conniving group of jewelers is represented in the ad that you see below.

The Bullock's Jeweler advertisement appears to suggest wife swapping as some advice for a stale marriage. "A married woman with two studs" next to a couple of huge diamonds. So I guess that astronomical markup causes owner and sales staff to abandon their moral compass.  

Also Mr Thomas Jackson is conducting an Anxiety, Depression, and Addiction seminar in alien city. PHD Jackson state that free child care for the age range 4 to 7 was available. I guess that means we can not attend unless we find a baby sitter for our 3 year old? He was employed by Desert Behavioral Health in Tennessee I believe. He did not state where he earned his PHD. Hopefully not Devry, University of Phoenix or one of those other online degree mills. 

From what I can discern, Dr Jackson helped plenty of people with their chemical dependency and family adoption issues while he was in California. His fee structure is found anywhere online or in the advertisement. He also peddles Christian counseling.

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