Mild Rants

 The New Mexico Department of Transportation (NMDOT) aired the following commercial about the melancholy and abject misery induced by COVID isolation and, apparently, DWI isolation. The blue eyed prison inmate in the characteristic orange prison jump suit is crying to his wife over the phone through the glass in the visitation are.  The guy has been convicted of, probably, his third DUI/DWI offense and wants everyone to feel sorry for him because he is isolated in the SLAMMER WHERE HE BELONGS!!!  I am pretty sure the Awareness Campaign ENDWI is trying to pressure selfish alcoholics into NOT MAKING THE MISTAKE OF DRIVING INEBRIATED.  Who could not have been moved by emotionally poignant piece written by Danielle Stratton over the tragic life ending injury sustained by her friend Endicott College student Craig Sampson III? All Drunk drivers who murder somebody with their vehicle should have their lives humanely ended by lethal injection.  NO MORE OF THIS AFFLUENZA BULLSHIT MINDSET!!   Wh

 I could not have been more impressed with the maturity of the 20 year old female interviewed by an Albuquerque, NM TV personality. She was describing the 75 at a time COVID imposed rule at a Target Store.  In an age of heightened incivility and public rudeness, she carefully praised everyone in the queue for keeping 6 feet apart, masking, and waiting their turn. This is a stark contrast to the rich bitch Karen's who overpopulate the United States of America. So thank you Sugey Veleta and I want to congratulate your parents for doing one helluva job raising you. They should write and publish a parenthood manual because you rank primo uno in politeness, amiability and respect for your fellow citizens. Also any of your teachers at West Mesa High School should be given due credit for inculcating you with maturity and kindness! Holly Schlotzhauer who harshly criticized science guy Bill Nye could learn a lot about ethics and morality from you, as could Eadwin Wellington lll, Delita Grim

 Was quite disappointed to see Rumblin', Bumblin', Stumblin" Chris Berman now an "advocate" of the auto maintenance insurance company CarShield.  House with Bride consumer advocate James Davis writes of the may many ripoffs and scams perpetrated on trusting customers. CarShield has many more negative reviews than good ones. Their customer service is dismissive and rude.   Do not buy into the bullshit  that CarShield will  fill in the GAP after manufacturer warranty has expired!! Chris was a great sports commentator! HE COULD GO ALL THE WAY, but the old man is trying to monetize his fading name recognition. Don't be suckered, duped, or deceived. Do not be fooled by their Diamond service package. Their customer support did not even know what their most expensive service plan entailed and their 24/7 roadside emergency phone number was busy for around an hour when we got stranded in the snow recently states one very pissed off customer!

 So I liked the ESPN bald headed guy much more in the good old days where his wit and self-deprecating tendencies were actually funny and rather incisive at times. HOWEVER , the way the cat made fun of Abilene Christian University was tasteless and reputation threatening. It was kind of gay the way the ACU football team celebrated a touchdown in a game that was a BLOWOUT against them. Virginia had been trying not to embarrass them any further to make matters worse.  I don't think that Van Pelt had been apprised of the incident involving an ACU male student caught masturbating at the cross town college McMurry. The fact the dude was waxing his carrot in the girls bathroom in the open and trying to time his climax with the females entering the restroom was weird but a neat titillating idea don't you think Scott?

 Just read Joe Resendiz financial whiz article about Best Credit Cards with No Balance Transfer Fee. I checked each one of them including the Edward Jones World Master Card and Alliant. NONE OF THEM had a zero Balance Transfer Fee.  Was surprised at the disinformation and the lack of due diligence and substantive research practiced by a guy who normally prides himself in being a reliable financial services writer.  Lending Tree and Value Penquin need to vet their human resources better in a time were many are experiencing hardship, depression and suicidal ideation. 

 So this Penn State Wharton College of Business dude favors mild rants posted via resources paid for by the University of Pennsylvania and I am disappointed I could find nothing on the well known gamblers paradox where the expected value is infinite, but no experienced gambler, without a PHD in mathematics, would wager on!!!! Leave that aside and observe J. Michael Steele is engaging in slightly risky behavior by posting anything faintly religious or Pro Biden on the Nittany Lion servers. The statistics whiz defines a rant as any language that conveys violent/extravagant/caustic views or opinions. His loyal viewers would appreciate more effort expended on the topic of actuarial science and the model they use to predict the exact day someone will die based on smoking, genetics and tendencies towards unconventional sex.  The flood insurance piece promulgated by Doctor Steele does informatively expose how bad Joe Average consumer is getting ripped by insurance behemoths. 

 The articulate advocate and fan of the performing arts(theater in NYC) spoke insightfully of the harmony and leadership Terry Bradshaw provided for his team. Jack Ham had extreme contempt for prima donna quarterbacks who were more interested in their individual goals over the best interests of the TEAM. TB could spell cat if you gave him c and t. He could also spell CUNT Thomas Hollywood Henderson which is what you were and why the Cowboys always lost to the Steelers when you played for the POKES. Coming from Langston College in Oklahoma could have been why your egomania was so unfixable.  TB's intelligence spans many spheres from verbal to spiritual. He openly shares his experiences with depression, helping many who realize superstar athletes face the same emotional difficulties as the Joe Averages that walk the face of this planet. Nothing but RESPECT for TB!! I wish Terry would write or speak about how his faith in God has helped overcoming the clinical depression he has faced

 The advertisement you see below promotes a horticultural and silvicultural procedure dealing with the selective removal of certain parts of a plant, such as branches, buds, or roots. This practice involves targeted removal of damaged, diseased,  dead, and structurally non productive unwanted plant mass from farmer's yield and landscape plants. The Chaves County individual who posted the ad in the newspaper specializes in tree pruning. The ad does not state or list the name of the entrepreneur who is providing his expertise to the cities of Hagerman, Dexter, Ruidoso, Vaughn, Roswell, and Cloudcroft.  There was a smaller add right above it in classified section indicating he was bonded, certified etc. in the event there are unexpected property damaging events such as a tree falling on your vehicle or house.  I still find it peculiar no identifying information other than personal cell phone number and business number was included  at contact information. I guess possible customers ar

 How would a young Black male college football player feel about being behind this exotic women with prominent, edible buttocks at the airport check in line? Would it just be fantasy or could he live it out if they had a common layover at a major international airport? The tattoos suggest she speaks Greek. You know the kind of sex that never results in pregnancy by stimulating the G-Spot phallically. Well endowed professional athletes naturally stimulate Gräfenberg spot which is a different more prolonged orgasm than than clitoral.  A woman dressed like this leaves no doubt that rough sex that does not induce a pregnancy is preferred. She probably has more condoms than socks in her travel bags. She makes at least $2000 an hour and could easily get detained for carrying to much cash or maybe the lascivious, sultry buxom requires untraceable bitcoin transactions.