Where have all the Gay Bath Houses Gone

I guess this really not much of rant but more of an historical account of the history and unintended function of bath houses.

Bathhouses in the United States were built in many of the larger cities to maintain and promote public hygiene among the lower socioeconomic social strata and immigrant communities. Chicago and NYC each had around 20 public bathhouses.



But guess what happens when naked people sit next to each other? Since our major function is to procreate, discharging sperm to unite with egg cells is certainly an important activity for our species to survive. If we do not remain adept at it, then we will become one of the many extincted species this planet has seen. Even if a male has to "practice" with another male getting sperm from testicles to outside the body is imperative even if it ends up somebody's mouth or colon.

As Matt Hamilton points out, most folks have their own showers these days and public bath houses are not a necessity. The gay bath house in San Antonio,Texas closed down much to the dismay of chess players and other fiercely independent types.

The more significant reason gay  bath houses are closing and not as popular is that the social stigma against homosexual random sex is disappearing if not completely eradicated.

Habana Inn, the United State's largest outdoor "gay bath house" in OKC, will not close due to it being needed to relieve the sexual tension of all the hypocritical preachers and ministers who inhabit that region of the United States. Those Baptist preachers get horny and worked up during their sermons and have to get off somewhere. They have it made cuz they can get a blow job in a private room on Saturday night and then pray for forgiveness the next day at church and then set up a private tryst with the cute boy in their congregation who has having confusion issues about his "true sexuality".

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