An Upset Beetle Bodied Humanoid Pro Athlete

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 The tall left handed beetle body shaped pitcher for the Tampa Bay MLB team was livid and pissed off that his manager, a man with surname of Cash, took him out of a playoff game where beetle body lefty had not given up a single run. A medium rolling ground ball hit led to the early ill-advised HOOK .

The former inhabitants of the Astrodome in Houston were down 1-0 when beetle body was replaced by a much less effective pitcher named Diego who gave up 4 crucial runs to the team who was caught in systemic stealing of pitch thrown signs. The team from Texas, where convicted felon George Floyd used to commit crimes like assault with a deadly weapon before  moving to Minnesota to commit more crimes, has a chance to share the record set by the BoSox versus the Yankees when they came back from an 0-3 deficit in a 7 game series. Beetle Body will be watching the World Series in civilian clothes as the Bayou City Boys are kicking ass and taking names.

Did your ever notice how intelligent Mookie Betts is?

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